This is a motherfucking website.

Seriously, what the fuck else do you want?

You probably build websites and think your shit is special.

You think your 15kb parallax-ative home page is going to get you some fucking Awwwards banner you can glue to the top corner of your site.

You think your 20-column, 100-media-query site is going to make you stand out.

Motherfucker.

Let me describe the perfect-ass website:

• Shit's lightweight and loads fast
• Fits on all your shitty screens
• Looks the same in all your shitty browsers
• The motherfucker is accessible to every asshole that visits your site
• Shit's legible

Well guess what, motherfucker:

You don't need fucking JavaScript. You don't need 500kb of webfonts. You don't need jQuery.

You are over-designing. Overthinking. Overcomplicating shit.

This is a motherfucking website. And it's fucking perfect.

Get over it.